hemmimgs:

omegleofficial:

sexlness:

landorus:

erection and election are spelled almost exactly the same and when u think about it they basically mean the same thing

a dick rising to power

wait for it

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"I literally, in retrospect, would have rather done a snuff film or porn than do this show. And you know what’s weird? Even at 21, when I was like cast in Pokemon Live, I was like ‘I’m going to fucking regret this every day of my life.’ But I was so poor, that I was like ‘eh, fuck it.’"

Andrew Rannells on Pokemon Live [Source] (via krantzelijah)

penguintim:

bitchjerked:

do you ever get mad because there’s so much wasted potential in characters and relationships and plotlines in some shows

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Thanks, Mom. pt 2.

  • Mom: Brianna if you make me popcorn I'll be your alibi if you murder someone.
  • "What are the chances I'll murder someone?"
  • Mom: Pretty good.
  • "What?"
  • Mom: 60/40 at least...depends on the victim.

postlimeit:

He’s so fucking done

overlypolitebisexual:

whenever i see these post-apocalyptic films set in the USA where everyone is pretty much just killing each other with no mention of other nations i always just assume that the rest of the world is fine and has learnt how to resume life as normal

"Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress."

Kiera Cass (via maxonshreaves)
phil-has-a-monster-cock:

california-cla-ssy:

mrs-freebatchof221bbakerstreet:

sexponents:

1997 leonardo can get it

2013 leonardo can get it

leonardo can get it whenever he wants

unless it is an oscar

phil-has-a-monster-cock:

california-cla-ssy:

mrs-freebatchof221bbakerstreet:

sexponents:

1997 leonardo can get it

2013 leonardo can get it

leonardo can get it whenever he wants

unless it is an oscar

prettynymph:

Sea world should be wiped the fuck out

prettynymph:

Sea world should be wiped the fuck out