michaelpalin:

Reason 3284739567346762306 why I love Julie Andrews.

 

lamortdamour:

Get in my belly.

lamortdamour:

Get in my belly.

buttonpoetry:

Carrie Rudzinski - “In America” (WoWPS 2014)

"In America, we are taught to scream the word ‘FIRE’ if being assaulted, because no one will help us if we yell ‘RAPE.’ “

Performing at the 2014 Women of the World Poetry Slam. Carrie placed 4th overall in the tournament.

stupidmiiverseposts:

There has only been five female characters comfirmed playable compared to fifteen male characters.

stripperblog:

So let me just recap this real quick here: You went to a strip club with your friend despite the fact that you’re broke and the whole point of going to a strip club is to spend money on hot women. You paid an average door fee to get in (which dancers do not see a penny of, we don’t get an hourly wage - that money is for the club), didn’t tip ANYONE even though you got lap dances, and you weren’t up front about the fact that you were out of money until you were already halfway through a conversation with a dancer. 
Okay so let me be unequivocally clear on this: dancers make ALL of their money off of tips and dances. They give a portion of the money they make on their dances to the club. They are not flouncing around the club mostly naked and starting conversations with people for their health, they’re doing it for the MONEY. It’s their JOB. Which, presumably, they get PAID to do. When you refuse to tip your dancers, regardless of how broke you are, you are essentially expecting them to work for you for FREE. Which makes you a complete asshole, and honestly kind of a thief. My advice to you comes in the form of the immortal words of Fergie featuring Ludacris: “If you ain’t got no money, take your broke ass home.”

^THIS

stripperblog:

So let me just recap this real quick here: You went to a strip club with your friend despite the fact that you’re broke and the whole point of going to a strip club is to spend money on hot women. You paid an average door fee to get in (which dancers do not see a penny of, we don’t get an hourly wage - that money is for the club), didn’t tip ANYONE even though you got lap dances, and you weren’t up front about the fact that you were out of money until you were already halfway through a conversation with a dancer. 

Okay so let me be unequivocally clear on this: dancers make ALL of their money off of tips and dances. They give a portion of the money they make on their dances to the club. They are not flouncing around the club mostly naked and starting conversations with people for their health, they’re doing it for the MONEY. It’s their JOB. Which, presumably, they get PAID to do. When you refuse to tip your dancers, regardless of how broke you are, you are essentially expecting them to work for you for FREE. Which makes you a complete asshole, and honestly kind of a thief. My advice to you comes in the form of the immortal words of Fergie featuring Ludacris: “If you ain’t got no money, take your broke ass home.”

^THIS

taylor swift + making fun of herself

timecowboy:

Dogs.

timecowboy:

Dogs.

barnacleboyofficial:

maljoylove:

indiscoverable:

stardustkr7:

justplainsomething:

morice:

songs that have an amazingly catchy and cool tune but really uncomfortable lyrics

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I think we’re all thinking of the same thing but don’t dare speak its name for fear of summoning it.

The-song-that-must-not-be-named

We don’t talk about it

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ARE THOSE BLURRED FUCKING LIMES