I’ve decided I can become Dutch.
You never hear about any country being pissed off at the Netherlands.
No one ever says “THOSE DAMN DUTCH ARE FIGHTING ILLEGAL WARS.”
You know what people say when you bring up the Dutch?
"Oh. They have very nice Ovens"
XD It’s very enjoyable there, that’s for sure. ;D I really hope I’ll get to go back there soon. I’d happily leave here...
I don’t do drugs but you guys have raves and things and thats all cool. But…Sprinkles? AND NO HOT FOOD. WHAT. WHAT. I am...